1982 Yamaha SG 1000
Black Finish
Serial #: 1988 064696
All Original Classic
Nut Width: 1.68"
Neck Thickness at 1st Fret: 0.82"
Neck Thickness at 12th Fret: 0.97"
Comes in a Leatherette gig bag
Ebony Fretboard
Tapered Medium C Profile Neck
Weight: 10 lbs
$$$ It has just been professionally set up and dialed in for optimal tone and playability. It has low action with no buzzing. The frets are in perfect condition and polished to shine like a mirror, it is truly stage or studio ready/worthy. Including New Strings, Perfect Intonation, Truss Rod Adjustment and Low Action Read Our Feedback and Rest Assured, The Dude Abides!
1982 Yamaha SG 1000 Ebony – Meet “Ugly Betty”: She Might Not be the Prettiest … but She Plays and Sounds Like a Straight-Up Sexy Beast!
Stop right there if you’re chasing shiny showroom queens. This is a real-deal ’82 Yamaha SG 1000 in deep, battle-scarred Ebony finish – a Japanese-built legend that’s been lovingly nicknamed Ugly Betty because, yeah… she ain’t winning any beauty contests anymore. But plug her in once and you’ll forget every pretty guitar you’ve ever owned. This thing has tons of mojo, killer vibes, and a soul that modern axes can only dream about.
Picture it: that classic SG single-cut silhouette with the carved maple top on a solid mahogany body, now wearing its age like a badge of honor. The Ebony finish has developed that gorgeous, hazy cloudiness and warm discoloration that only real nitro and decades of honest playing can create – swirling smoky patina, light checking, and honest belt-buckle wear that screams “I’ve been out there crushing it.” Scratches, dings, and moderate-to-heavy playwear everywhere… but every mark adds to the vibe instead of taking away. She looks rough around the edges, sure – but that’s exactly what gives her that irreplaceable, lived-in character.
Now the good stuff (and trust me, it’s really good):
- Set-neck construction – mahogany with laminated maple core for insane sustain, resonance, and that thick, meaty ’80s neck profile that feels like it was made for your hand. Smooth, fast, and rock-solid.
- Bound ebony fingerboard – 22 jumbo frets, 24.75" scale, perfect for everything from chunky chords to lightning-fast leads.
- Dual Yamaha Alnico humbuckers – rich, warm, articulate tone with serious punch and harmonic bloom. These things growl, sing, and chime like nobody’s business.
- Push/push coil taps on the tone pots – instant single-coil sparkle at the flick of a knob for killer versatility (blues, rock, fusion, you name it).
- Gold hardware, Tune-o-matic bridge, and that legendary Yamaha build quality that still feels bulletproof today.
This guitar doesn’t just play great – it feels alive. Thick, resonant, and responsive with sustain that rings forever and a voice that cuts through the mix like it was born for the stage. From buttery cleans to roaring overdriven leads, Ugly Betty delivers the goods every single time. She might look like she crawled out of a smoky ’80s roadhouse, but she sounds and plays like a million bucks. Plenty of that elusive vintage mojo that makes you smile the second you sling her over your shoulder.
Real-world condition with zero apologies:
- Heavy playwear and road scars that tell her story
- Classic cloudiness and finish discoloration – all part of the charm, zero structural issues
- Killer vibes and mojo for days… she’s been gigged, loved, and lived in
If you want a guitar that turns heads for the right reasons (the way it sounds and plays, not the way it looks), Ugly Betty is your new best friend. These early-’80s SG1000s are criminally underrated and getting rarer by the day – especially one with this much soul and character.
Serious players only. She’s ready to rock, ready to record, and ready to make you fall in love the moment you hit that first chord.
Message me to claim her before she’s gone. Ugly Betty doesn’t wait around… and neither should you. 🔥
1982 Yamaha SG 1000 Ebony “Ugly Betty”
Made in Japan • Looks like crap, sounds like heaven • Packed with history, mojo, and pure attitude
This guitar is professionally set up and dialed in for optimal tone and playability. It has low action with no buzzing or dead spots and is an absolute joy to play. It has been deep cleaned and detailed. All guitars will arrive looking and playing great. The frets have been leveled / dressed / polished and the fingerboard was cleaned. (Unfinished Rosewood and Ebony boards get treated with Fret Doctor - a proprietary all natural oil that is the best on the market) It has brand new strings, the action was adjusted, the intonation is spot on and it plays excellent. All the electronics work flawlessly.
**** We stand behind every guitar we sell and have consistently delivered quality that beats most people expectations, earning us a reputation for quality that is unrivaled. Simply put “good enough” is not good enough for The Guitar Dude’s standards. We try and make every guitar be at its absolute BEST to deliver on our promise. We take great pride in what we do and we try and make all our customers thrilled with their purchase.
* Neck is perfectly straight and the truss rod works with no issues
* Intonation is spot-on
* It has been professionally set up with nice low action & new American made strings.
* If needed, the frets will be dressed, leveled & crowned, but no matter what they come looking and shining like new with no divots.
* All frets are polished prior to shipping when they are set up - They will shine like new!
***Please note that international shipping prices listed are minimum quotes in some cases. Certain countries are more expensive and will require additional shipping costs. Express services such as UPS, DHL & FedEx are also available, Please contact me for a personalized quote.
About Us
The Guitar Dude is a THREE time NAMM Top 100 Dealer in the world who has been selling some of the best guitars on the planet since 2009. Known for the most Killer Flame Top Gibson 1959 Les Pauls Reissues and classic Fender guitars of all eras. I make beautiful guitar porn, please follow me on Facebook, Instagram, & Twitter.
Often copied & imitated, but never duplicated.
Like what you see? Let me go to work for you.
I offer the best consignment sales on the planet! Find me online, just look for The Guitar Dude
For in-hand description, to propose a consignment sale or anything else please contact us
I offer a super relaxed layaway plan on certain guitars, that can be custom built to fit your budget and needs. It can be extended beyond 45 days in certain situations. If you are interested in a layaway plan, please contact me for full details.
Terms For Returns, Re-Stocking Fee’s & Tire Kicking Policy
We recognize and accept a 7 day return policy as per Reverb guidelines, BUT intentions of the return must be communicated in writing within 3 day of receiving the guitar as indicated by the tracking. Unless the guitar is damaged in transit or is SIGNIFICANTLY not as described, ORIGINAL & RETURN SHIPPING COSTS WILL NOT BE REFUNDED. There is a 15% Re-stocking fee for ALL guitars that are returned for ANY reason outside of damage from shipping or it arrives SIGNIFICANTLY not as described. Please note that we record demo videos to make sure our guitars go out exactly as we describe them with zero issues. We understand that feeling comfortable is vital to the purchase of a guitar/bass so for this reason and in any case, additional measurements, photos or in hand descriptions are available prior to purchase/shipping.Thats said, guitars travel a great distance some times and in transit things can happen. Also guitars acclimate to new environments and this can cause a need for a new set up or minor adjustment. It is acceptable and normal if there is for instance a tiny bit of buzzing or the need to adjust a truss rod. We are in south Florida and if you are in a colder or less humid environment it is almost to be expected. Please read our feedback and see what our customers say. The guitar MUST BE RETURNED IN THE EXACT CONDITION it was advertised/received or it is subject to additional costs & or repair fees. We are not a big chain shop, I hope you understand. If you are uncomfortable with these terms please do not purchase. There are plenty big chain shops that can absorb free trials and shipping charges. Simply put, we are a NO TIRE KICKING ACCEPTED shop. There are no partial refunds or "My luthier said...." We have multiple people test the guitars right before shipping.
Payment - Shipping - International orders - Import Duties
ALL ITEMS CAN BE SHIPPED INTERNATIONALLY. - BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL IMPORT DUTIES.
I accept many forms of payment including PayPal Credit & Affirm. I always pack extremely well and ship within the USA via UPS or Fedex, all packages are fully insured with tracking & signature confirmation.
1982 Yamaha SG 1000
Black Finish
Serial #: 1988 064696
All Original Classic
Nut Width: 1.68"
Neck Thickness at 1st Fret: 0.82"
Neck Thickness at 12th Fret: 0.97"
Comes in a Leatherette gig bag
Ebony Fretboard
Tapered Medium C Profile Neck
Weight: 10 lbs
$$$ It has just been professionally set up and dialed in for optimal tone and playability. It has low action with no buzzing. The frets are in perfect condition and polished to shine like a mirror, it is truly stage or studio ready/worthy. Including New Strings, Perfect Intonation, Truss Rod Adjustment and Low Action Read Our Feedback and Rest Assured, The Dude Abides!
1982 Yamaha SG 1000 Ebony – Meet “Ugly Betty”: She Might Not be the Prettiest … but She Plays and Sounds Like a Straight-Up Sexy Beast!
Stop right there if you’re chasing shiny showroom queens. This is a real-deal ’82 Yamaha SG 1000 in deep, battle-scarred Ebony finish – a Japanese-built legend that’s been lovingly nicknamed Ugly Betty because, yeah… she ain’t winning any beauty contests anymore. But plug her in once and you’ll forget every pretty guitar you’ve ever owned. This thing has tons of mojo, killer vibes, and a soul that modern axes can only dream about.
Picture it: that classic SG single-cut silhouette with the carved maple top on a solid mahogany body, now wearing its age like a badge of honor. The Ebony finish has developed that gorgeous, hazy cloudiness and warm discoloration that only real nitro and decades of honest playing can create – swirling smoky patina, light checking, and honest belt-buckle wear that screams “I’ve been out there crushing it.” Scratches, dings, and moderate-to-heavy playwear everywhere… but every mark adds to the vibe instead of taking away. She looks rough around the edges, sure – but that’s exactly what gives her that irreplaceable, lived-in character.
Now the good stuff (and trust me, it’s really good):
- Set-neck construction – mahogany with laminated maple core for insane sustain, resonance, and that thick, meaty ’80s neck profile that feels like it was made for your hand. Smooth, fast, and rock-solid.
- Bound ebony fingerboard – 22 jumbo frets, 24.75" scale, perfect for everything from chunky chords to lightning-fast leads.
- Dual Yamaha Alnico humbuckers – rich, warm, articulate tone with serious punch and harmonic bloom. These things growl, sing, and chime like nobody’s business.
- Push/push coil taps on the tone pots – instant single-coil sparkle at the flick of a knob for killer versatility (blues, rock, fusion, you name it).
- Gold hardware, Tune-o-matic bridge, and that legendary Yamaha build quality that still feels bulletproof today.
This guitar doesn’t just play great – it feels alive. Thick, resonant, and responsive with sustain that rings forever and a voice that cuts through the mix like it was born for the stage. From buttery cleans to roaring overdriven leads, Ugly Betty delivers the goods every single time. She might look like she crawled out of a smoky ’80s roadhouse, but she sounds and plays like a million bucks. Plenty of that elusive vintage mojo that makes you smile the second you sling her over your shoulder.
Real-world condition with zero apologies:
- Heavy playwear and road scars that tell her story
- Classic cloudiness and finish discoloration – all part of the charm, zero structural issues
- Killer vibes and mojo for days… she’s been gigged, loved, and lived in
If you want a guitar that turns heads for the right reasons (the way it sounds and plays, not the way it looks), Ugly Betty is your new best friend. These early-’80s SG1000s are criminally underrated and getting rarer by the day – especially one with this much soul and character.
Serious players only. She’s ready to rock, ready to record, and ready to make you fall in love the moment you hit that first chord.
Message me to claim her before she’s gone. Ugly Betty doesn’t wait around… and neither should you. 🔥
1982 Yamaha SG 1000 Ebony “Ugly Betty”
Made in Japan • Looks like crap, sounds like heaven • Packed with history, mojo, and pure attitude
This guitar is professionally set up and dialed in for optimal tone and playability. It has low action with no buzzing or dead spots and is an absolute joy to play. It has been deep cleaned and detailed. All guitars will arrive looking and playing great. The frets have been leveled / dressed / polished and the fingerboard was cleaned. (Unfinished Rosewood and Ebony boards get treated with Fret Doctor - a proprietary all natural oil that is the best on the market) It has brand new strings, the action was adjusted, the intonation is spot on and it plays excellent. All the electronics work flawlessly.
**** We stand behind every guitar we sell and have consistently delivered quality that beats most people expectations, earning us a reputation for quality that is unrivaled. Simply put “good enough” is not good enough for The Guitar Dude’s standards. We try and make every guitar be at its absolute BEST to deliver on our promise. We take great pride in what we do and we try and make all our customers thrilled with their purchase.
* Neck is perfectly straight and the truss rod works with no issues
* Intonation is spot-on
* It has been professionally set up with nice low action & new American made strings.
* If needed, the frets will be dressed, leveled & crowned, but no matter what they come looking and shining like new with no divots.
* All frets are polished prior to shipping when they are set up - They will shine like new!
***Please note that international shipping prices listed are minimum quotes in some cases. Certain countries are more expensive and will require additional shipping costs. Express services such as UPS, DHL & FedEx are also available, Please contact me for a personalized quote.
About Us
The Guitar Dude is a THREE time NAMM Top 100 Dealer in the world who has been selling some of the best guitars on the planet since 2009. Known for the most Killer Flame Top Gibson 1959 Les Pauls Reissues and classic Fender guitars of all eras. I make beautiful guitar porn, please follow me on Facebook, Instagram, & Twitter.
Often copied & imitated, but never duplicated.
Like what you see? Let me go to work for you.
I offer the best consignment sales on the planet! Find me online, just look for The Guitar Dude
For in-hand description, to propose a consignment sale or anything else please contact us
I offer a super relaxed layaway plan on certain guitars, that can be custom built to fit your budget and needs. It can be extended beyond 45 days in certain situations. If you are interested in a layaway plan, please contact me for full details.
Terms For Returns, Re-Stocking Fee’s & Tire Kicking Policy
We recognize and accept a 7 day return policy as per Reverb guidelines, BUT intentions of the return must be communicated in writing within 3 day of receiving the guitar as indicated by the tracking. Unless the guitar is damaged in transit or is SIGNIFICANTLY not as described, ORIGINAL & RETURN SHIPPING COSTS WILL NOT BE REFUNDED. There is a 15% Re-stocking fee for ALL guitars that are returned for ANY reason outside of damage from shipping or it arrives SIGNIFICANTLY not as described. Please note that we record demo videos to make sure our guitars go out exactly as we describe them with zero issues. We understand that feeling comfortable is vital to the purchase of a guitar/bass so for this reason and in any case, additional measurements, photos or in hand descriptions are available prior to purchase/shipping.Thats said, guitars travel a great distance some times and in transit things can happen. Also guitars acclimate to new environments and this can cause a need for a new set up or minor adjustment. It is acceptable and normal if there is for instance a tiny bit of buzzing or the need to adjust a truss rod. We are in south Florida and if you are in a colder or less humid environment it is almost to be expected. Please read our feedback and see what our customers say. The guitar MUST BE RETURNED IN THE EXACT CONDITION it was advertised/received or it is subject to additional costs & or repair fees. We are not a big chain shop, I hope you understand. If you are uncomfortable with these terms please do not purchase. There are plenty big chain shops that can absorb free trials and shipping charges. Simply put, we are a NO TIRE KICKING ACCEPTED shop. There are no partial refunds or "My luthier said...." We have multiple people test the guitars right before shipping.
Payment - Shipping - International orders - Import Duties
ALL ITEMS CAN BE SHIPPED INTERNATIONALLY. - BUYER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL IMPORT DUTIES.
I accept many forms of payment including PayPal Credit & Affirm. I always pack extremely well and ship within the USA via UPS or Fedex, all packages are fully insured with tracking & signature confirmation.
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